Ernest

Ernest is a con man in the animated series Mad Jack the Pirate who foisted Snuk with the "System 5000", which consists of two beans on a nag

Personality
Ernest is a con man who impudently imposes a "System 5000" on everyone (claiming that it will make life better), consisting of just two beans on a nag. He gives Snuk the system for three gold, then runs away to an unknown place.